Online. Aware. Entirely unavailable.
Every message gets two checks and absolutely nothing else.
At 2:17 a.m., every message enters the blue room. It checks the sender, reads the question, notices the follow-up, and files everything under Later. Later has no opening hours. The reply tray remains polished and completely empty. By sunrise, every envelope is marked seen, every conversation is technically current, and nobody has received a single syllable.
Reception is flawless, comprehension is immediate, and transmission has been permanently reassigned to nobody.
Seen. Filed. Left there.
Read receipts, no correspondence.